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6th October 2020
Reblogged From joshpeck
Notes: 16981
I see you, and in you, I see myself.
I’m so sorry. You are enough.
Friendly reminder that the term “individual carbon footprint” was created by BP
It’s almost fall and I’m ready for the traditional pumpkin thigh smash.
I want her to do that to my fuckin head
god damn
I like the chorus of triumphant crows when she rips it open
HAPPY FUCKING HALLOWEEN
She’s so beefy and then her voice is so gentle
this gave me a, no joke, 60 second coughing fit and im still recovering
a long sleeve shirt that says sleeves are bullshit
a shirt that says ‘suns out guns out’ but is also long sleeve
a shirt that says ‘i flexed and the sleeves fell off’ but the sleeves are definitely still there
BE NICE TO ME
you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you
ben shapiro seriously saying “you’re stupid and poor. but i can wear lifts” to a bot made to call him short is so fucking funny
oh let’s see…my most private and fucked up sexual interests….yeah that seems like a good thing to include in my tumblr bio
Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab
look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!
“am crab.”
“am also crab–wait a minute”
“…YOOOOOOOOOOO”
“YOOOOOOOOOOOO”“Same crab!”
“Same crab!”
The true meaning of boys will be boys
This is an arachnid
